There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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