So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Randomize
