I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Last time i carry you out of a forest
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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