I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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