he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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