all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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