Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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