we have pet lesbian snakes
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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