I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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