Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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