I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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