I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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