I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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