just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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