Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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