I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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