she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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