yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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