i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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