He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
