uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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