Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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