What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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