I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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