What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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