first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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