That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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