Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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