do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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