Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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