Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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