She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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