Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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