How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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