I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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