Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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