she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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