but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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