My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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and she was petting her beer can
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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