Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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