This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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