My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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