these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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