the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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