yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you