On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.