i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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