is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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