is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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