then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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