Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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