We won't sleep together?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Damn victory sex feels great
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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