Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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