you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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