my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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