I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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